Writer's Blocked: Poetry

Warning: Adult Content

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT

As the author of this blog, I want to warn you that there is some sexual language within these stories. It's not vulgar, nor is it explicit, but if you would be offended by the language in a typical male (or female) locker room, then you should probably leave.

These are romances, therefore, expect romantic situations. Is it PG-18? Probably not, which is why I have not set this blog to ask if you are over age. In all honesty, I think most of these "safe-guards" are a load of crap because we all know that a kid can access whatever they want by lying. If you are a parent and insulted, then I hope that you are keeping healthy tabs on what your kids are reading both online and off. Healthy--like discussing with them what you find appropriate or not for whatever maturity level they are.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

I wrote a poem!!!

Seriously, rejoice! I NEVER write poetry and really dislike reading it, but I just joined what I thought would be a helpful writing site and the only contest I can enter is writing a 5-7-5 poem (a haiku, only broader in terms of topics).

I went ahead and entered and this was the result:

Becoming an Adult
Sake, cold and tart
Supposedly refreshing
Reminds of cough syrup
This is the story of my first real experience with alcohol and 2 people have already reviewed it positively. Of course, I didn't realize in the total of 4 minutes I worked on it that "syrup" has 2 syllables, which means that I wrote a 5-7-6 poem, but who cares. I'm very proud of my poem [cheezy grin].

By the way, the site isn't that helpful--I can't upload my stuff without paying and I'm too poor for that.

Welcome to any FanStory users who were redirected here. I hope you enjoy my stuff and please feel free to leave any comments.

NOTE

You can find the current status of what I'm working on at the top of the page. Works marked "Published" consist of the first 5 chapters and include links to where you can purchase them in full. Works marked "X Chapters" are in progress and may be full of errors/typos/stupid sounding sentences.

The chapters shared on this blog aren't necessarily the same as they're found in the final copy.

I also take full responsibility for any typos found in the final copy. Yes, I more than likely saw them while completing the self-publishing process and I made the executive decision that re-uploading 4 times was enough. I'm such an anal perfectionist, the dang thing would NEVER get out of my computer if I didn't draw a line somewhere.

If you wish to write an honest review of a published work, email flusche.catherine@gmail.com and I'll send you the full manuscript for free (online only).

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

I wrote a poem!!!